
We three of Chateau Mystery spent most of an overcast Friday mid-afternoon and evening at Canada’s Wonderland, a seasonal theme park just north of Toronto and about an hour away by car where we live.
I hadn’t been there for nearly 25 years (I was one of the chaperones for a group of kids affected by the 1985 Barrie Tornado who were bussed in one day to the theme park), and since the last time
was there two years ago it’s changed hands and names once again (being formerly named Paramount Canada’s Wonderland).
We spent much of the afternoon period at Splash Works, a large water park located within the park boundaries of Canada’s Wonderland. The weather was very chilly when the sun was clouded out, but quite nice when it reappeared again. The Girl-O had fun with us in the Lazy River, and several of the water slides, and had to be dragged away before she wrinkled up into a giant pink raisin.


We next spent a lot of time in the Kidzville and Hanna-Barbera Land. We all went on a ride on Scooby’s Gasping Ghoster-Coaster, a junior coaster where I sat in the very front row with the Girl-O,
seated immediately behind us. Big mistake for me; I repeatedly banged my poor knees against the metal front of my car as I held on for dear life as the Girl-O screamed merrily along. You can see a souvenir snap of us below:

After that very long wait in line for just over a minute of heart-stopping roller-coaster action, we spelled off with each doing other rides, games, mini-putt and other activities with our hyper-kinetic 5 year old. At one game the Girl-O won a plush purple duck which she proudly showed off to one and all, and she had fun on the merry-go-round, and other kiddie rides.


By 8 pm, what with the over-cast skies it started getting dark, and after wandering around a bit more, we finally left a half-hour before closing, ~9:30 pm, making a fast getaway from the park, and then an hour’s drive home.

My thoughts about Canada’s Wonderland after all these years? It’s certainly not Disneyworld, and the service (mostly goofy and clueless teenagers) and amenities (too few and far about bathrooms) left a lot to be desired. The food was very pricey and pretty lackluster, and it cost a small fortune for us all to get a day pass, or even pay for a day’s use for very tiny lockers in the water-park area. One small relief was that package park photos were 50% off, and we got a few souvenir snaps and photo-magnets through them today.
Despite all this quibbling from her parents, the Girl-O had a tremendous blast, loved everything, and is eager to return to go on more rides and play more games. I really think her mission in life it to become a theme park commando, as she didn’t once stop all day! From her point of view, the day was a tremendous success!
I’d imagine if you were a person of a certain age living in the Toronto area, you could go far worse than getting a Season’s Pass or Family Pass to Canada’s Wonderland. Bring lots of cash if you don’t plan to smuggle bring some of your own food / drinks into the park.
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